MikeBZ Posted October 20, 2011 Share Posted October 20, 2011 (edited) http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/pml/cto/2619410616.html Copied from Craigslist Skyline! 1990 GTSt - $5000 (Maple Ridge) This isn't your normal skyline. This motherfcker is the skyline God would drive if he wasn't busy doing God sh*t like making tsunamis and crap. Its set up to go fast, and go fast sideways. Who doesn't like to get sideway?! Terrorists, thats who. Are you a terrorist? No? Then you need this car. Handling? This car handles like a junior executive CEO. Go around corners like the devil himself is chasing you, and not give a ***. Whats that? You like drifting? Well I've got some great god d@mn news for you. This car was a drift project of mine, and the last owner was planning on making it a drift machine too. Interior is for ******* so we got rid of it. Manly as ***. It literally oozes testosterone. So much so that its puddling up in the back. Seats? this ******cker has got two. One for you, and one for the hot @ss broad thats gunna be all upons your **** after you buy this car. You're a girl? Sh*t works both ways. One seat for you, and one seat for that hot @ss dude you've been trying to hook up with for weeks. Deal with it,sh*ts getting serious. Stereos and AC are for hippies. Fortunately this car has neither. Oh look at me, I like listen to Simon and Garfunkel and think about puppies. F*ck that. The only noises you're gunna be hearing is the ultra manly engine noises coming from this sweet turbocharged, intercooled, 24 valve inline 6. Sh*ts getting real, real f*cking fast. This car has got a bright orange ebrake handle (b*tches love orange) with a drift button for those super ultra megahellatastic bar room brawler ebrake lockers. F*ck. Yes. Now, I'll be honest. The wheels are a little lackluster, although everyones gunna be so focused on your super gangster drifting that nobody is going to give a f*ck about your sh*tty stock 16s. Don't worry, I've got you ****** covered. Its like we're in Vietnam and you just got ambushed by Charlie. Don't worry, friend, I've got your ****** back and I blow charlie to kingdom ****** come. For an extra $450 I can throw in some added p*ssy magnets for wheels, just don't come crawling back to me complaining that you're getting TOO much vajayjay. Bright ****** green 18s. Greens not your thing? Super legit silver 18s. Done like dinner. This car has got 1.5 metric f*ck tons of awesome parts. Bride, Greddy, Brembo, the list doesn't f*cking END. It just keeps going and going, like the energizer bunny on speed. You like going fast? Ever tried to outrun 24 police cars and 3 helicopters? You need this car. It will go so ****** fast that you may very well go back in time. It happened to me once. Just once, but it was ****** rad. Its like someone took a rocket and opened its mouth and poured steroids down its throat and and threatened to kill its family if it wasn't the fastest motherfcker you've ever driven. I get it. You're busy, I'm busy, lets not waste time. If you're interested send me a message and I'll get back to you ASAP. You send me a message, I send you one right back. Thats how this works. Edited October 20, 2011 by MikeBZ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dexter72 Posted October 20, 2011 Share Posted October 20, 2011 With all that Oozing Testosterone, puddling up in the back of it. I would never have any girl near that car, A girl would be like: Damn, I got pregnant before I even Dropped Da Panties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leon Posted October 20, 2011 Share Posted October 20, 2011 :lmao: Good find Mike, that's classic!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
240zip Posted October 20, 2011 Share Posted October 20, 2011 thanks for saving that one ... excellent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dangerboy Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 I would like to have a beer with that gentleman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
getoffmyinternet Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 Reminds me of the old spice guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ModernS30 Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 Epic, completely EPIC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slownrusty Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 That ad is making its way around all the car forums on the 'net..good promotion and advertising for him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhm Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 Oh, that's a Honey-Skyline. He don't give a sh*t....he do what the f*ck he want. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleeperZ Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 (edited) Funny Skyline Craigslist ad NOT MINE You wish it was though, huh? Very funny. Edited October 21, 2011 by SleeperZ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aplyedmind Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 "You need this car. It will go so ****** fast that you may very well go back in time." I had to read this ad twice it was so ****** tight lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
72 SBC 240Z Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 Dang this is making it's way around the internet, saw this on NICO a couple days ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joa_taste Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 Seats? this ******cker has got two. One for you, and one for the hot @ss broad thats gunna be all upons your **** after you buy this car. You're a girl? Sh*t works both ways. One seat for you, and one seat for that hot @ss dude you've been trying to hook up with for weeks. Deal with it,sh*ts getting serious. HAHAH i would say best line on here lol ....It's getting serious. hahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DREW RBZ Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 That was a very good laugh...pretty funny stuff..thanks for sharing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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