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The Dartz Prombron Monaco Red Diamond Edition also comes in a Kosher model. Its called the Dartz Prombron Monaco Red Diamond Circumcised Edition.

 

EDIT: I'll probably have to close this thread in a while given the direction its going (blame me).

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Its only heavy on my chest when I'm laying on my back. I was just doing some size comparisons and found that I'm hung like a Beluga whale.

Dude! I was going to add that in "and I'm not talking about a whale penis"

 

You read my mind John, you really are the forum god.

:hail::hail::hail::hail::hail:

 

But seriously have you ever seen that picture of the whale being lifted up by a crane... and guess whats drooping down. I saw various renditions of the picture, one had text that says "Every time a (whatever species) whale mates it releases 400 gallons of semen, only 40 of those gallons make it to its mate."

 

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Its been found

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Thats a big dork. I'm sure you can make many Russian truck interiors out of it.

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