kiwi303 Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Add your (good or oddball) stuff that ends up in your inbox as all your friends and family forward their xmas joke junk mail around Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbk240z Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 "Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas decorations. The bad news is that I had to take him down after 2 days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever. Great stories....but two things made me take it down. First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by. Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn't realize it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy). By the way, she was one of many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn't take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woldson Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 "Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas decorations. The bad news is that I had to take him down after 2 days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever. Great stories....but two things made me take it down. First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by. Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn't realize it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy). By the way, she was one of many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn't take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard." That is fricking funny!!! I can see why you would have to take it down though.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zcarnut Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 This pretty much sums up my feelings about Xmas.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
260DET Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 at Gutter Man and Pissing Santa, might see if I can organise a replica of the latter, very appropriate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stravi757 Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 I laughed when I saw this one because its something I would do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(goldfish) Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 "Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas decorations. The bad news is that I had to take him down after 2 days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever. Great stories....but two things made me take it down. First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by. Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn't realize it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy). By the way, she was one of many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn't take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard." Funny, I just got this in my email yesterday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbk240z Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 Ooops, I didn't mean for it to sound like it was mine. I got it via my Mom's email. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woldson Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 Your post had it in quotes. Although I did think it was yours, no worries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators BRAAP Posted December 17, 2009 Administrators Share Posted December 17, 2009 "Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas decorations. The bad news is that I had to take him down after 2 days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever. Great stories....but two things made me take it down. First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by. Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn't realize it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy). By the way, she was one of many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn't take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard." That is your doing? :lmao: Googling for Darth Vader pics I stumbled across this link below with your pic and story; http://kidologist.com/category/humor/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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