ZR8ED Posted September 19, 2003 Share Posted September 19, 2003 A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he >was performing colonoscopies: > >"Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before." > >"Find Amelia Earhart yet?" > >"Can you hear me NOW?" > >"Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!" > >"Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?" > >"You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married." > >"Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?" > >"You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the Hokey >Pokey...." > >"Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!" > >"If your hand doesn't fit, you must acquit!" > >"Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity." > >"You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?" > >"Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in fact, >up there?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BigWhyteDude Posted September 19, 2003 Share Posted September 19, 2003 i dred the days when i will have to go though those anualy........ thank god its about 50 years away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavyZ Posted September 19, 2003 Share Posted September 19, 2003 AAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA! Man, those are some real tear-jerkers! Way too funny for one evening. Davy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VRJoe Posted September 20, 2003 Share Posted September 20, 2003 ROTFL : - Joe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.