COZY Z COLE Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: CHICAGO. One hand on wheel, middle finger out window: NEW YORK. One hand on wheel, middle finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic: NEW JERSEY. One hand on wheel, going 85 with front bumper two inches from car ahead of it,other hand clenched in a fist: MICHIGAN One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: BOSTON. One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, gun in lap: LOS ANGELES. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: OHIO, but driving in CALIFORNIA. One hand on 12oz. double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on steering wheel while stuck in traffic: SEATTLE. One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing McDonald's bag out the window: TEXAS. Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: OKLAHOMA. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield,driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on: FLORIDA One hand on the wheel, the other on his sister: ARKANSAS LARRY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Juday Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 Wife read while I slowly scrolled down. She got four right! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cjarloz Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 floridas not that bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v8dats Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 close enough! 8) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RPMS Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 floridas not that bad. Take a look at your avatar picture and say that again. Isn't that a picture of a Florida resident after her latest facelift? Scott Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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