naplesZ Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 Has anyone else got this email yet? If not then you probally will. Anybody know anything about this? This was on the 9:00 o'clock news the other night so I'm assuming it works THIS TOOK TWO PAGES OF THE TUESDAY USA TODAY - IT IS FOR REAL To all of my friends, I do not usually forward messages, But this is from my good friend Pearlas Sandborn and she really is an attorney. If she says that this will work - It will work. After all, What have you got to lose? SORRY EVERYBODY.. JUST HAD TO TAKE THE CHANCE!!! I'm an attorney, And I know the law. This thing is for real. Re st assured AOL and Intel will follow through with their promises for fear of facing a multimillion-dollar class action suit similar to the one filed by PepsiCo against General Electric not too long ago. Dear Friends; Please do not take this for a junk letter. Bill Gates sharing his fortune. If you ignore this, You will repent later. Microsoft and AOL are now the largest Internet companies and in an effort to make sure that Internet Explorer remains the most widely used program, Microsoft and AOL are running an e-mail beta test. When you forward this e-mail to friends, Microsoft can and will track it ( If you are a Microsoft Windows user) For a two weeks time period. For every person that you forward this e-mail to, Microsoft will pay you $245.00 For every person that you sent it to that forwards it on, Microsoft will pay you $243.00 and for every third person that receives it, You will be paid $241.00. Within two wee ks, Microsoft will contact you for your address and then send you a check.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rival5 Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 I've seen variants of this one for atleast 8 years. Its like a chain letter and total bull. Just one more peice of Junk Mail to delete. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusPuppis Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 Its raging crap. Extreme, raging crap. Breaks down pretty simply really. Why would they do this? To get poeple to beta test thing? Why? MS has ALOT of employees, so does AOL, inhouse beta would be cake, then release it to the public with tracking crap built in to keep track of the browser, send status reports, etc. Those would go to some host server that would process them electronically most likely and print some form of status sheet based every so many thousand reports (or whatever). Or just do what MS usually does and release beta edition software and claim its live and complete, only to slowly release updates and fixes for all the crap that was wrong with it. Beta testing the Microsoft way! Its the same retarded scam thats been passed around for years now - Its just formatted a little differently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrandonsZ Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 It has an excellent purpose: When you forward the email the email address is verified by the sender and you'll start to see that Viagra and Ambien are execllent products that need your immediate attention... several times a day. What if you took them together, would you just wake up with morning wood? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MatMan Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 It has an excellent purpose: When you forward the email the email address is verified by the sender and you'll start to see that Viagra and Ambien are execllent products that need your immediate attention... several times a day. HA ha aha ha ha. Don't forget the ones about how to get a quick date, or that you have been preapproved for a 0.9% refinance! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrandonsZ Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 HA ha aha ha ha. Don't forget the ones about how to get a quick date, or that you have been preapproved for a 0.9% refinance! 0 down, 0% interest, and $5000 cash back OAC.* *requires super golden supreme credit rating, 0% instantaneous rate on day of signing (internet financing only), APR is 45.2%. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zuhow Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 Whenever I get one of these letters, this is what I send back- feel free to copy and use whenever the need arises: << The Best Chain Letter Ever > ****************************************** > > Hello, my name is Candy and I suffer from the > guilt of not forwarding 50 > billion chain letters sent to me by people > who actually believe that if you send them on, a > poor 6-year-old girl in > Arkansas with a breast on her forehead will be > able to raise enough money to > have it removed before her redneck parents sell > her to a traveling freak show. > > Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going > to give you, and everyone > to whom you send "his" email $1000? > > How stupid are we? "Ooooh, looky here! > > If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll > get laid by every good > looking model in the magazine!" > What a bunch of bullshit. > > Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will > come into my house and sodomize > me in my sleep for not continuing a chain that > was started by Peter in 5 AD and brought to this > country by midget pilgrims > on the Mayflower. Screw them. > > If you're going to forward something, at least > send me something mildly amusing. I've seen all > the "send this to 10 of your > closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse > for a human being will > somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient > being" forwards about 90 times. > I don't care! > > Show a little intelligence and think about what > you're actually contributing > to by sending out these forwards. > Chances are, it's your own unpopularity. > > The point being? If you get some chain letter > that's threatening to leave > you shagless or luckless for the rest of your > life, delete it. If it's > funny, send it on. Don't piss people off by > making them feel guilty about a > leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been > tied to the *** of a dead > elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation > is the 5 cents per letter > he'll receive if you forward this email. > > Now forward this to everyone you know. > Otherwise, tomorrow morning your > underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume > your genitals. > > Have a nice day. >> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrandonsZ Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 I always just forwarded it... back to the person I got it from... ha ha now you have to send it 10 more times jacka*s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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