Z-Dreamer Posted October 12, 2008 Share Posted October 12, 2008 > > Subject: Best Investment Plan: > > > > > > > > If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, > > > > you will have $49.00 today. > > > > If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have > > > > $33.00 today. > > > > If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, > > > > you will have $0.00 today. > > > > But,if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all > > > > the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you > > > > will have received a $214.00. > > > > Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily > > > > & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg. > > > > A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a > > > > year. > > > > Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of > > > > alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles > > > > to the gallon! > > > > Makes you proud to be an American! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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