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    Texas Chili Cook-Off....

    in Non Tech Board

    Posted

    Judge #3

    >> was an inexperienced Chili taster named Frank, who was visiting

    >> from

    >> Springfield, IL .

    >>

    >> Frank: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a

    >> chili

    >> cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and

    >> I

    >> happened to be standing there at the judge's table, asking for

    >> directions to the Coors Light truck, when the call came in. I was

    >> assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that the chili wouldn't

    >> be all that spicy;

    >> and, besides, they told me I could have free beer during the

    >> tasting, so I

    >> accepted and became Judge 3."

    >>

    >> Here are the scorecard notes from the event:

    >>

    >> CHILI # 1 - MIKE'S MANIAC MONSTER CHILI

    >> Judge # 1 -- A little too heavy on the tomato. Amusing kick.

    >> Judge # 2 -- Nice, smooth tomato flavor. Very mild.

    >> Judge # 3 (Frank) -- Holy crap, what the heck is this stuff? You

    >> could remove dried paint from your driveway. Took me two beers to put the

    >> flames out. I hope that's the worst one. These Texans are crazy.

    >>

    >> CHILI # 2 - AUSTIN 'S AFTERBURNER CHILI

    >> Judge # 1 -- Smoky, with a hint of pork. Slight jalapeno tang.

    >> Judge # 2 -- Exciting BBQ flavor, needs more peppers to be taken

    >> seriously.

    >> Judge # 3 -- Keep this out of the reach of children. I'm not sure

    >> what I'm supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who

    >> wanted to give me the Heimlich maneuver. They had to rush in more beer

    >> when they saw the look on my face.

    >>

    >> CHILI # 3 - FRED'S FAMOUS BURN DOWN THE BARN CHILI

    >> Judge # 1 -- Excellent firehouse chili. Great kick.

    >> Judge # 2 -- A bit salty, good use of peppers.

    >> Judge # 3 -- Call the EPA. I've located a uranium spill. My nose

    >> feels like I have been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now.

    >> Get me more beer before I ignite. Barmaid pounded me on the back, now my

    >> backbone is in the front part of my chest. I'm getting sh*t-faced from

    >> all of the beer.

    >>

    >> CHIL I # 4 - BUBBA'S BLACK MAGIC

    >> Judge # 1 -- Black bean chili with almost no spice. Disappointing.

    >> Judge # 2 -- Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for

    >> fish or other mild foods, not much of a chili.

    >> Judge # 3 -- I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was

    >> unable to taste it. Is it possible to burn out taste buds? Sally, the

    >> beer maid, was standing behind me with fresh refills This 300 lb. woman

    >> is starting to look HOT ... just like this nuclear waste I'm eating! Is

    >> chili an aphrodisiac?

    >>

    >> CHILI # 5 - LISA'S LEGAL LIP REMOVER

    >> Judge # 1 -- Meaty, strong chili. Cayenne peppers freshly ground,

    >> adding considerable kick. Very impressive.

    >> Judge # 2 -- Chili using shredded beef, could use more tomato. Must

    >> admit the cayenne peppers make a strong statement.

    >> Judge # 3 -- My ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead

    >> and I can no longer focus my eyes. I farted, and four people behind me

    >> needed paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that

    >> her chili had given me brain damage. Sally saved my tongue from bleeding

    >> by

    >> pouring beer directly on it from the pitcher. I wonder if I'm

    >> burning my lips off. It really ticks me off that the other judges asked

    >> me to stop screaming. Screw them.

    >>

    >> CHILI # 6 - VERA'S VERY VEGETARIAN VARIETY

    >> Judge # 1 -- Thin yet bold vegetarian variety chili. Good balance

    >> of spices and peppers.

    >> Judge # 2 -- The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions,

    >> garlic. Superb.

    >> Judge # 3 -- My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with

    >> gaseous, sulfuric flames. I crapped on myself when I farted, and I'm

    >> worried it will eat through the chair. No one seems inclined to stand

    >> behind me except that Sally. Can't feel my lips anymore. I need to wipe

    >> my butt with a snow

    >> cone.

    >>

    >> CHI LI # 7 - SUSAN'S SCREAMING SENSATION CHILI

    >> Judge # 1 -- A mediocre chili with too much reliance on canned

    >> peppers.

    >> Judge # 2 -- Ho hum, tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can

    >> of chili peppers at the last moment. **I should take note that I am

    >> worried about

    >> judge number 3. He appears to be a bit of dis tress as he is

    >> cursing uncontrollably.

    >> Judge # 3 -- You could put a grenade in my mouth, pull the pin, and

    >> I wouldn't feel a thing. I've lost sight in one eye, and the world

    >> sounds like it is made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with chili,

    >> which slid unnoticed out of my mouth. My pants are full of lava to match

    >> my shirt. At least during the autopsy, they'll know what killed me. I've

    >> decided to stop breathing. It's too painful. Screw it; I'm not getting

    >> any oxygen anyway. If I need air, I'll just suck it in through the 4-inch

    >> hole in my stomach.

    >>

    >> CHILI # 8 - BIG TOM'S TOENAIL CURLING CHILI

    >> Judge # 1 -- The perfect ending, this is a nice blend chili. Not

    >> too bold but spicy enough to declare its existence.

    >> Judge # 2 - - This final entry is a good, balanced chili. Neither

    >> mild nor hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge #3

    >> farted, passed out, fell over and pulled the chili pot down on top of

    >> himself. Not sure if he's going to make it. Poor feller, wonder how he'd

    >> have reacted to

    >> really hot chili?

    >> Judge # 3 - No Report.

     

     

    LARRY

    2009 Zr1

    in Non Tech Board

    Posted

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22340556

     

    Interesting quote from this article...."But the Corvette's chief engineer says the 2009 Corvette ZR1 may be the last in a long tradition of Detroit performance cars, endangered by stronger federal fuel economy regulations and limits on carbon dioxide emissions."

     

    Let's not go into any political rants on this quote....

     

    LARRY

    Stolen Hot Rod and Trailer...

    in Non Tech Board

    Posted

    ban this dude before he steals something.

     

    He has been and there was more behind the scene activity that proceded that action than has been posted in this thread. I will not post anything else on that subject and let's get back to this thread's subject....

     

    LARRY

    240z--its been 12 years

    in S30 Series - 240z, 260z, 280z

    Posted

    @ your link

    Sorry - no matches. Please try some different terms.

     

     

    lol sorry I had to :P

     

    LOL....It wasn't the terms, go to the fuel delivery forum and type in gas tank in the "search this forum" box. If you link the search results there is a timing issue that will not take you to the results if you link it in another post.

     

     

    LARRY

    240z--its been 12 years

    in S30 Series - 240z, 260z, 280z

    Posted

    so does the gas tank. which is full of rust, how do i get the rust out of it?

     

    I'll give you a start on your project as my Christmas present to you... On any question you have on your car ,go to the proper forum annd use our search function... Here's an example on this problem.

    Go to the Fuel delivery sub-forum, type in gas tank in the search box and presto.....http://forums.hybridz.org/search.php?searchid=1513569

     

    Start reading the threads till you find your answer....:eek:

     

    LARRY

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