Mudge Posted February 27, 2003 Share Posted February 27, 2003 Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize. "Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told him. "Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes," the man replied, still in pain, in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together in his groin. But she persisted, and he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, she loosened his pants, and put her hands inside. She began to massage him. She then asked, "How does that feel?" He replied, "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jwink25 Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 Ha ha ha... Funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zfan Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 I always like a good golf joke! Too funny Mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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