CruxGNZ Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 Something I found, hope it's okay to post it. Thought it was a funny parody of Eminem's Slim Shaddy. Hi my name is Hi! My name is (who?)... My name is (what)... My name is (scratches)... Rice Burner! Hi kids, do you like 5 inch tips?, Wanna see me stick chrome fender flares over each one of my Konigs? Wanna follow me and do exactly as I did?, Try NAWS and get your motor **** up worse then my life is? My brain's dead weight, I'm trying to get my head straight, but I can't figure out which sticker to put over my license plate. And the mechanic says "Rice Burner you's a crack head "Nu-uh" "Then why's your car dead man its wasted " Well since age 9 I've wanted an SI so I could put chrome 18's on it and make it run 16.9's. Got pissed off and ripped all my Honda emblems off, And replaced them with "R" badges so people know I'm not soft. I smoke a big bowl of chronic, and lay in my lawn, for longer then it took me to put my altezzas on. "Come here bastard" "Dude , wait a minute that’s a viper dawg!!" I don't give a F***, I’ll just fly by and put my hazards on!!!!! !M! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cody 82 ZXT Posted June 25, 2003 Share Posted June 25, 2003 Thats a a good one. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavyZ Posted June 25, 2003 Share Posted June 25, 2003 Been neglecting your car lately, eh? Davy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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