Lessons in paying attention (joke of the day)

[ZR8ED]

First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class, with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor:

 

The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body."

 

For example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth.

"Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.

The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes. But eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger

and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."

[dsommer]

Yeah heard that one before and some similar, Makes you want to show up for the first day of class and pay attention!!!

 

ds

[Jwink25]

Ha ha ha...

 

Jason

[Guest ON3GO]

heard that one too... but its pretty damn funny ..

 

mike

[akeizm]

hahaha nice! Those tests are funny. Cause I remember a College, we had to do a test like that (to pay attention and read everything before u answer). We had all these people yelling and dancing around the room. Cause the last question says, Don't do any of the above and write ya name in the top left hand corner.

 

I had a great laugh that day.