Chaparral2f Posted March 5, 2004 Share Posted March 5, 2004 A lady bought a new Lexus. Cost a bundle. Two days later, she brought it back, complaining that the radio was not working. "Madam," said the sales manager, "the audio system in this car is completely automatic. All you need to do is tell it what you want to listen to, and you will hear exactly that!" She drove out, somewhat amazed and a little confused. She looked at the radio and said, "Nelson." The radio responded, "Ricky or Willie?" She was astounded. If she wanted Beethoven, that's what she got. If she wanted Nat King Cole, she got it. She was stopped at a traffic light enjoying "On The Road Again" when the light turned green and she pulled out. Suddenly an enormous sports utility vehicle coming from the street she was crossing sped toward her, obviously not paying attention to the light. She swerved and narrowly missed a collision. "Idiot!" she yelled and, from the radio, "Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
majik16106 Posted March 6, 2004 Share Posted March 6, 2004 awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
z-REX Posted March 6, 2004 Share Posted March 6, 2004 that was killer!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest goldraven Posted March 6, 2004 Share Posted March 6, 2004 :malebitchslap: ahhhh, i'm always up for an anti-bush joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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