Daily Humor (dirty)

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I'm not sure if you've heard these before, but I'm sure a few of you would get a kick out of these.

 

Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor.

 

"Do you wash?" the doctor asked the smelly young girl.

 

"Oh, yes," Mary answered. "Each morning, I start at my head and wash down as far as possible. Then I start at my feet and I wash up as far as possible."

 

"Well," the doctor concluded, "Go home and wash 'possible'!!!"

 

 

AND

 

Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your mom's the best ^#%$ in town!"

 

Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores him, and the drunk wanders off and bellies up to the bar at the far end.

 

Ten minutes later, the drunk comes back, points at the same guy, and says, "I just @&^#%$ your mom, and it was sweet!"

 

Again the guy refuses to take the bait, and the drunk goes back to the far end of the bar.

 

Ten minutes later, he comes back and announces, "Your mom liked it!"

 

Finally the guy interrupts. "Go home, Dad,... you're drunk!"