COZY Z COLE Posted June 12, 2004 Share Posted June 12, 2004 > Jack Schitt > > > > For some time many of us have wondered just who is > Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone > says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!" > > Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now > respond in an intellectual way. > > Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. > > Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O.Schitt, > the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, > Jack. > > In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. > > The deeply religious couple produced six children > Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, > and the twins Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt. > > Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married > Dumb Schitt, a high > school dropout. > > After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt > divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and, > because her kids were living with them, she wanted to > keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe > Schitt Sherlock. > > Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they > produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named > Chicken Schitt. > > Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva > Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and > subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual > ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper > announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. > > The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and > Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to > tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with > his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt. > > Now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt," > you can correct them. > > Sincerely, Crock O. Schitt > LARRY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jwink25 Posted June 12, 2004 Share Posted June 12, 2004 Mawhahahahahaha....nice! That's a good one! Jason Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
akeizm Posted June 13, 2004 Share Posted June 13, 2004 There was an animation done to that, wish I could find it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastzcars Posted June 13, 2004 Share Posted June 13, 2004 That got me rollin on the floor. Too funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaparral2f Posted June 13, 2004 Share Posted June 13, 2004 Oh Gawd, Stop it my sides are hurting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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