COZY Z COLE Posted June 25, 2004 Share Posted June 25, 2004 AS YOU MAY ALREADY KNOW, IT IS A SIN FOR A TALIBAN MALE TO SEE ANY WOMAN OTHER THAN HIS WIFE NAKED, AND THAT HE MUST COMMIT SUICIDE IF HE DOES. SO NEXT SATURDAY AT 4 P.M. EASTERN TIME ALL AMERICAN WOMEN ARE ASKED TO WALK OUT OF THEIR HOUSE COMPLETELY NAKED TO HELP WEED OUT ANY NEIGHBORHOOD TERRORISTS. CIRCLING YOUR BLOCK FOR ONE HOUR IS RECOMMENDED FOR THIS ANTI-TERRORIST EFFORT. ALL MEN ARE TO POSITION THEMSELVES IN LAWN CHAIRS IN FRONT OF THEIR HOUSE TO PROVE THEY ARE NOT TALIBAN, AND TO DEMONSTRATE THAT THEY THINK ITS OKAY TO SEE NUDE WOMEN OTHER THAN THEIR WIFE AND TO SHOW SUPPORT FOR ALL AMERICAN WOMEN. AND SINCE THE TALIBAN ALSO DOES NOT APPROVE OF ALCOHOL, A COLD 6-PACK AT YOUR SIDE IS FURTHER PROOF OF YOUR ANTI-TALIBAN SENTIMENT. THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT APPRECIATES YOUR EFFORTS TO ROOT OUT TERRORISTS AND APPLAUDS YOUR PARTICIPATION IN THIS ANTI-TERRORIST ACTIVITY. GOD BLESS AMERICA. LARRY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CruxGNZ Posted June 25, 2004 Share Posted June 25, 2004 In accordance with the above post, I will be outside at 4pm with a 6'er of Lein'ies and my digital camera 8) !M! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaleMX Posted June 25, 2004 Share Posted June 25, 2004 Sit? forget it, I'm walking with them, and I'll go butt naked with a beer too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fatones Posted June 25, 2004 Share Posted June 25, 2004 Seems I should also BBQ some pork ribs while watching the parade of women and drinking cold beer. Of course this is to prove that I'm not a terrorist either. 8) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToplessZ Posted June 25, 2004 Share Posted June 25, 2004 Dale despite your anti-terrorism tactics I think it best you keep your clothes on. We dont want non taliban American citizens committing suicide. That being said I will be ready to support any anti terrorist efforts at 4:00 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaleMX Posted June 25, 2004 Share Posted June 25, 2004 Dale despite your anti-terrorism tactics I think it best you keep your clothes on. We dont want non taliban American citizens committing suicide. That being said I will be ready to support any anti terrorist efforts at 4:00 I've been crushed! But that's OK, I am ugly naked! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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