GabeRoc Posted March 20, 2005 Share Posted March 20, 2005 http://www.skippyslist.com/skippylist.html personal favorite: #61. If one soldier has a 2nd Lt bar on his uniform, and I have an E-4 on mine It means he outranks me. It does not mean “I have been promoted three more times than youâ€. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mario_82_ZXT Posted March 20, 2005 Share Posted March 20, 2005 lol I liked: "137. Should not show up at the front gate wearing part of a Russian uniform, messily drunk. 138. Even if my commander did it." and the mice ones Mario Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VRJoe Posted March 20, 2005 Share Posted March 20, 2005 ROTFL 145. I should not drink three quarts of blue food coloring before a urine test. 146. Nor should I drink three quarts of red food coloring, and scream during the same. - Joe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zhadman Posted March 21, 2005 Share Posted March 21, 2005 54. “Napalm sticks to kids†is *not* a motivational phrase. OMG... almost pissed myself. Anyone else heard this song before? 77. The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them "You don't need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for." Never trust an SP (or MP) with a mustache! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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