Scottie-GNZ Posted October 17, 2002 Share Posted October 17, 2002 Kinda corny, but I got a kick out of it. On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (and that's the only time I have to work on my hair). On a bag of Fritos: .You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. details inside. (the shoplifter special)? On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how???....) On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion). On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down."(well...duh, a bit late, huh)! On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:"Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought????...) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this because???....) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.) On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?) On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one: On a Swedish chainsaw:"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zpeed Posted October 17, 2002 Share Posted October 17, 2002 ehehe funny, i liked the last one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sumo Posted October 17, 2002 Share Posted October 17, 2002 hehehe! "Genitals" I was reading the instructions for a radio that was translated from korean to english. "How to replace 9 volt battery: Replace 9 volt battery" ?????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zfan Posted October 17, 2002 Share Posted October 17, 2002 That was pretty funny, but frightening. Just think there are people out there that really are that freakin stupid! Mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Anonymous Posted October 17, 2002 Share Posted October 17, 2002 LOL, there are A LOT of stupid people out there. The reason why for all the stupid warning is when some stupid person does iron his clothes while they are on and burns the crap out of himself and sues the company saying there wasn't a warning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lockjaw Posted October 17, 2002 Share Posted October 17, 2002 Actually, there are lawyers out there that have convinced juries that people are that freakin' stupid. I heard those the other day on the radio or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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