Scottie-GNZ Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 A cowboy walks into a bar and no more than two steps in he realizes it's a gay bar. "What the heck," he says to himself, "I really want a drink." When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the name of your willy?" The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink." The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your willy. Mine for instance is called NIKE, for the slogan 'Just Do It.' That guy down at the end of the bar calls his SNICKERS, because 'It really Satisfies.'" The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over. So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of yours?" The man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX." The thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?" The fella proudly replys, "'Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin!'" A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fellas on his right, who happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you guys call yours?" The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because 'Quality is job One'" Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford lately?" The guy next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY...'Like a Rock!'" and gives a wink! Even more shaken, the cowboy has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for his manhood. Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The name of my willy is SECRET. Now give me a beer." The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled look asks, "Why Secret?" The cowboy says, "Because it's 'STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!!!!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperKid Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 ROFLMAO! That was great! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheNeedForZ Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 good joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
savageskaterkid Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 This joke does resemble most ford guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
savageskaterkid Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 they all think there stuff is quality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparks280zt Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 This joke does resemble most ford guys. hmm this intresting fella drives a ford, gotta love the voice http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/crybaby.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
savageskaterkid Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 mines "The General" -no sh!t Its pretty bad when ppl say the general though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest grimlynsan Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 hmm this intresting fella drives a ford, gotta love the voice http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/crybaby.html that is one of the lamest things i have ever seen. ha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HBZ81 Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 i love that joke! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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