Guest HBZ81 Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the following news: Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and traumatic complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The gravesite was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he was still a crusty old man and was considered a roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, three children, John Dough, Jane Dough, and one in the oven. He is also survived by his 16 year old daughter, Pop Tart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
savageskaterkid Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 I've read this b4, VERY FUNNY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperKid Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Here comes trouble Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 He did not die.. There are already reports that he and Elvis were seen slipping onto Graceland last week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HBZ81 Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RB26powered74zcar Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 [img']http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c253/y2daniel1981/doughyboy.jpg[/img] hehe.... look at the one in the oven..... let me outta here you **** ***** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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