auxilary Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 when Jesus walked across the water and joined them in the boat. When the three astonished men had settled down enough to speak, the engineer asked humbly, "Jesus, I've suffered from back pain ever since I took shrapnel in the Vietnam war...could you help me?" "Of course, my son", Jesus said, and when he touched the man's back, he felt relief for the first time in years. The teacher, who wore very thick glasses and had a hard time reading and driving, asked if Jesus could do anything about his eyesight. Jesus smiled, removed the man's glasses and tossed them in the lake. When they hit the water, the man's eyes cleared and he could see everything distinctly. When Jesus turned to heal the union worker, the guy put his hands up and cried defensively, "Don't touch me! I'm on long term disability." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShaggyZ Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 Ah... Jesus - He is a veritable fount of hilarity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JSM Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 That was great! Thanks for sharing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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