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    in Site Support

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    i didn't even know what you were talking about....but then i found the function (hybridz>chat)

     

     

    pretty cool

     

    i'll start keeping the chat window open whenever i'm on :]

    a few facts about chuck norris

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    the vin diesel site is even better

     

     

     

     

     

    Vin Diesel only takes one lick to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.

     

    Vin Diesel will never write an autobiography, since he's worried it would knock The Bible off the bestseller list, then he'd have to go up to heaven and console God, who'd probably be really upset with the whole affair, and he'd have to tell him it was just a good year for autobiographies, and that people still like The Bible, but want to wait for the holiday sales.

     

    Vin Diesel controls the tides.

     

    Vin Diesel killed Kenny. Bastard!

    Vin Diesel once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

     

    There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Vin Diesel allows to live.

     

    There is no "I" in team. There are two "I"s in Vin Diesel. F*ck you, team.

     

    In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Vin Diesel could use to kill you, including the room itself.

     

    Vin Diesel has always been able to find Waldo, except for one time. He found himself stumped on the last page of Where's Waldo Now?, not being able to find the Waldo without a shoe. He threw the book down and screamed, "This is BULLSHIT!" They're all wearing shoes." He then proceeded to eat the book and exclaim, "IF I CAN'T FIND WALDO, THEN NO ONE CAN!" The book he ate belonged to a child that he had borrowed it from. The child began to cry and Vin ate him for good measure. The incident has since been refered to as Christmas.

     

    Vin Diesel once beat Super Mario Bros 3 without even touching his Nintendo controller. He just yelled at his TV in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich, and the game beat itself out of fear.

     

    When Vin Diesel jumps into a body of water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Vin instead.

     

    Vin Diesel has two speeds: walk and kill.

     

    Vin Diesel can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

     

    Vin Diesel was the hunter who shot Bambi's Mother. He then wore her carcass like it was a coat while he made his rounds at the local children's hospital.

     

    When Vin Diesel was born, the nurse said, "Holy crap! That's Vin Diesel!" Then she had had sex with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with.

     

    Vin Diesel played Russian Roulete with a fully loaded gun and won.

    On his birthday, Vin Diesel randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

     

    Vin Diesel can divide by zero.

     

    You are what you eat. That is why Vin Diesel's diet consists entirely of bricks, steel, and the tears of small children.

     

    Vin Diesel coined the phrase, "I could eat a Horse" after he ate every last unicorn in existence.

     

    Vin Diesel ripped out of all Charlie Brown's hair but left a single strand to remind him one day he'd come back to eat him.

    Not only was Vin Diesel the first to shoot a baby out of a cannon, he was the first to eat a high velocity baby shot out of a cannon.

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