I work with a friend and he came up with this list below regarding our boss. These are all true from our work place. Go ahead and add to the list.
1. Your boss has no concept of time. Tasks that any sane person would allot weeks to complete are expected to be finished in days.
2. Your boss constantly complains about money while living in a multi-million dollar house, driving a Mercedes SL500.
3. Your boss spends over $3000/month just on wine.
4. Your boss thinks that calling retail customers who ordered through the company website will generate additional sales.
5. Your boss uses terms like “work the Google more†when planning marketing strategies.
6. Your boss uses magic numbers. If you find 10 customers, and they each spend $500, and they tell 10 of their friends…
7. Your boss hires only those willing to work for the least amount of money, even if they are grossly unsuited to the job.
8. Your boss asks you to do something, and then gets angry when you do it.
9. Your boss gets angry when you get sick or have a doctors appointment
10. Your boss thinks that everything is a conspiracy, including microwave ovens.