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Oh, and about the people - Texans, especially women, react very well to good manners. If you are polite and carefully spoken, most folks will go out of their way to help you.

 

That's so true! I had to work in Houston for a few months and on my first day I went to step off an elevator and an older gentlemen put his hand on my chest and said, "Son, here we let the ladies step off first."

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That's so true! I had to work in Houston for a few months and on my first day I went to step off an elevator and an older gentlemen put his hand on my chest and said' date=' "Son, here we let the ladies step off first."[/quote']

 

John...shame on you and your bad CA manners :D:twisted: :malebitchslap:

 

Tim

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If you're bored' date=' buy yourself a pickup, a bag of Red Man, case of Old Milwalkee and a rifle (hang in the back window of pickup) and head for the nearest rodeo

 

sorry texans, no offense[/quote']

 

:?: Why would that offend us? :-D

 

You've obviously never drank Old Milwaukee! :puke:

 

Shiner Bock is the beer of choice w/ many of my friends who appreciate the finer things in life. :cheers:

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where you at?

ive been homesick.. :(

 

and the truck i have SUCKS!

slowest thing ever.

1994 Ranger.

4cyl.... 5-speed.... topper...... 210K mile...... stock clutch........ hehehe

perfect shape though. and gets me where i need to go.

 

 

mike

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ahh.. well i would love to trade spots with ya.. :(

i miss FL so much...

i guess because im bored and no job yet so all i do is think about my friends, family and FL... i need a job..bad

 

mike

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hehe tell me about it...

and man o man ppl can not drive over here.... im sorry but i see like atleats a car crash a day.... and i dont drive around alot at all!

 

mike

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hehe tell me about it...

and man o man ppl can not drive over here.... im sorry but i see like atleats a car crash a day.... and i dont drive around alot at all!

 

mike

 

It's not that we can't drive, it's that we drive DIFFERENTLY. First off, grab the turn signal stalk firmly and snap it off. You won't be using it. If you do turn on your blinkers, that is a signal to everyone behind you to speed up. You'll also need to learn the "Katy Freeway Dance", where you put on makeup and/or shave (depending on your sex, your heritage, and your preferences) while driving 70mph 10 feet behind the car in front of you. Remember that if you hit someone you'll have to slow down, so for God's sake, be careful. Accidents are caused by people who don't know the rules of the road.

 

Texas' DOT motto is "drive friendly". That's because that redneck in the truck that just cut you off is packing a 12 gauge under the seat, he hasn't had the chance to shoot anything in a week, his wife has PMS, and a boil just sprung up on his ass. SOMETHING is gonna die today, and it might as well be the first person that pisses him off.

 

Your Ranger is small, but adequate. Drive it through the mud twice a week to help it look authentic, and the next time you're in need of tires, buy the largest ones you can find. Have you noticed yet that there are lots of places where 90% of the vehicles parked outside are trucks? It's an interesting demographic. Good luck!

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lol ahahaha that is so like texas so far lol....

yeah lots of trucks....

at the street races there was a turbo desiel dully tearing it up.. like KILLING 12sec to 11 sec cars easy!

deff cool, but crazy.

and yeah nobody uses there blinkers..... it drives me mad..

and ppl on 45 (i think thats what its called) just cut anybody off!

and FM1960 (where i live off of) is just plan mad!

 

mike

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