auxilary Posted March 30, 2004 Share Posted March 30, 2004 She browses around, then spots the car of her dreams and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a small fart escapes her. Extremely embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now. But, as she turns back, there standing next to her, is a salesman. "Good day, Madame, how may we help you today?" Feeling very uncomfortable, she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle? "He answers, "Madame, I'm afraid I can't say.... If you farted just touching it ... you're going to shit when you hear the price." ------------------------------------- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeeboost Posted March 30, 2004 Share Posted March 30, 2004 Heh, that's a good one -- would've been better if the filter was turned off, but what're ya gonna do? Thanks aux Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nic-Rebel450CA Posted March 30, 2004 Share Posted March 30, 2004 You said FART! FCC is gonna get you! That's a good one, thanks for the laugh-o-the-day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
auxilary Posted March 30, 2004 Author Share Posted March 30, 2004 don't you mean, Nic is gonna get me? jk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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