COZY Z COLE Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 On a tour of Alaska, the Pope took a couple of days off to do some sightseeing. He was cruising along a road in the Pope-mobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. A helpless man with gold earrings and wearing sandals, Hawaiian shorts, a save-the-whales tee shirt and a tree-hugger hat. He was struggling frantically, thrashing around trying to free himself from the jaws of a 10 foot grizzly. As the pope watched horrified, a group of loggers came racing up. One ran up and quickly fired a 44 mag into the bear's chest. The other two reached out and pulled the bleeding semiconscious man from the bear. Then using long clubs, the three loggers beat the bear to death and hauled it to their truck. Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to come over. "I give you my blessing for your brave actions!" he told them. "I heard that there was bitter hatred between loggers and environmental activists. But now I have seen with my own eyes that this is not true." As the Pope drove off, one logger asked his buddies, "Who was that?" "It was the Pope," one replied. "He is in direct contact and has access to all of God's wisdom." "Well," the logger said, "he may have access to God's wisdom, but he sure doesn't know anything about bear hunting. By the way, is the bait holding up okay, or do we need to go back to San Francisco and grab another one?" LARRY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaleMX Posted July 25, 2004 Share Posted July 25, 2004 Now that's funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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