COZY Z COLE Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 FART FOOTBALL ---An old married couple no sooner hits the pillow when the old man passes gas and says, "seven points." His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The old man replied, "It's fart football." A few minutes later his wife lets a barker go and says, "Touchdown, tie score." After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, "Aha, I'm ahead 14 to 7." Not to be outdone the wife roars out another one and says "Touchdown, tie score." Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, "Field goal, I lead 17 to 14." Now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to get beat by a woman, so he strains real hard. Defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally craps in the bed. The wife says, "What the heck was that?" The old man says, "Half-time, switch sides." LARRY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaleMX Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 I thought maybe he would mount from the rear and go "Block that Punt". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tannji Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 I kinda saw the accident coming, thought it would be a fumble tho..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
80LS1T Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 Thats a new one for me! Guy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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