How to give more than 100%.............

[80LS1T]

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

 

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

 

If:

 

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:

 

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

 

Then:

 

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

 

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

 

and

 

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

 

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

 

But,

 

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

 

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

 

And,

 

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

 

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

 

AND, look how far *** kissing will take you.

 

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

 

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

 

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that, while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and *** Kissing that will put you over the top.

 

 

Guy

[2126]

Well done Guy!!! Pretty funny, but sadly true.