COZY Z COLE Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground? A. Shoot him again. Q. How can you tell when a man is well-hung? A. When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose. Q. Why do little boys whine? A. Because they're practicing to be men. Q. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. One - he just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him. OR Three - one to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part. Q What do you call a handcuffed man? A. Trustworthy. Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A. You didn't hold the pillow down long enough. Q. Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg? A. Because not one will stop and ask directions. Q. Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating? A. To stop the snoring before it starts. Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet? A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe. Q: What is the difference between men and women? A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need. Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? A: Rename the mail folder: "Instruction Manuals" LARRY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tony78_280z Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 Mildly humorous. Of course if posted something similar yet opposite you'd be flamed as a sexist. Well, maybe not on this testosterone driven site. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2126 Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 I got a chuckle out of the one about whistling on the toilet and also the instruction manual! Any humor is good humor in my book. Thanks Cozy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest goldraven Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 I'd give them all a thumbs up. I liked the whistling one especially...maybe it's my poopy 3rd grade taste for humor. Nick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaparral2f Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 Q: Why do women skydivers wear tampons? A: So they don't whistle on the way down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
auxilary Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 I like to hit my women during sex. and not during sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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