auxilary Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 an old man gets on the bus and the only available seat is next to a punk kid with a mohawk. The old man sits down, and looks the kid up and down. The kid's wearing leather pants, military boots, chains and spikes everywhere, and has a tall mohawk dyed in several colors. The man's fixated on his hair. The kid grows an attitude and says "What's your problem, old man? Didn't you ever do anything wild and rebellious in your days to stand out? " The old man thinks about it for a second and says "yeah, come to think, I screwed a parrot once.. I was wondering if you're my son" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrWOT Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 Heard it before, but I heard it with a peacock rather then a parrot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaparral2f Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 that ain't a joke, that's the intro to the last chapter in my soon to be released autobiography!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
auxilary Posted August 3, 2005 Author Share Posted August 3, 2005 did you just admit to screwing poultry? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnc Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 No, I think he admitted to being poultry progeny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Phil1934 Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 You might want to change that last chapter. I can hear you now. "I've built cars but do they call me Chaparral the car builder? No. I've raced them but do they call me Chaparral the racer? No. But you screw one poultry and..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaparral2f Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 The only difference between me and you guys is that I'm too old to remember that it is supposed to embarass me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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