Scottie-GNZ Posted May 19, 2007 Share Posted May 19, 2007 Laugh again if you already heard it. Guy boards a plane and as he is buckling up, he sees a nice looking woman coming down the aisle, looking in his direction. As luck would have it, she sits next to him so he decides to try his luck. "Business or pleasure trip?" he asks. "Business" she replies. "On my way to the nymphomaniac convention in Chicago. I am an expert in the matter and doing the keynote speech". The guy is flabbergasted and as he is burning brain cells on how to respond, she says "Did you know native Americans are really the ones with the biggest organs? Did you know jewish men are really the best lovers? Did you you know southern white males have the most stamina?" The guy is stunned but cannot believe his luck when she says "How rude of me. My name is Laura. What's yours?" "Tonto" he replies, "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v8dats Posted May 19, 2007 Share Posted May 19, 2007 good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbk240z Posted May 20, 2007 Share Posted May 20, 2007 Lol!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ledphoot Posted May 20, 2007 Share Posted May 20, 2007 Lmao!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naviathan Posted May 20, 2007 Share Posted May 20, 2007 BWAHAHAHAHA That's funny...I got two out of three, Part Indian and I'm a southern boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ledphoot Posted May 20, 2007 Share Posted May 20, 2007 BWAHAHAHAHAThat's funny...I got two out of three, Part Indian and I'm a southern boy. Same here, reddish necked and Cherokee...LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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