David K Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 Oh man! http://www.theonion.com/content/node/30940 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naviathan Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 Gotta love The Onion. Those reports are hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Challenger Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 Ah, Its fake... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evan Purple240zt Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 I always grab the Onion when I am at the grocery store! No pun here... its on the racks and free. Always good for a laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zombie Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 Q: When is bedtime at Neverland Ranch? A: When the little hand touches the big hand. I know that's an old joke, but it still gets a laugh sometimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trevor Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 Q: Why did Michael Jackson hurry to the sale at K-Mart? A: He read that little boys' pants were half-off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MatMan Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 Q: Why is Halloween MJ's favorite time of year?' A: Free delivery! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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