David K Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 A WOMAN'S POEM: Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's rich and self-employed, And when I spend, won't be annoyed. Pull out my chair and hold my hand. Massage my feet and help me stand.. Oh send a king to make me queen. A man who loves to cook and clean.. I pray this man will love no other. And relish visits with my mother... A MAN'S POEM: I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with big tits who owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a ♥♥♥♥.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zedman240 Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 That's GOLD! hahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nizm0Zed Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 An aussie man's poem..... "You $h!t me to tears, im going to the pub." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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