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    The Least Believable Scam Ever

    in Non Tech Board

    Posted

    i just got back from school and checked my mail. I got an email from JohnsNdiovu@netscape.net. heres what it said:

     

     

    DEAR FRIEND,

     

    BUSINESS TRANSACTION.

     

    MY NAME IS JOHNSON NDIOVU, THE ELDEST SON OF MR.AKUGA NDIOVU OF ZIMBAWE IT MIGHT

    BE A SURPRISE TO YOU, WHERE I GOT YOUR CONTACT ADDRESS. I GOT IT FROM THE

    NETHERLANDS CHAMBERS OF COMMERCE.

     

    DURING THE CURRENT CRISIS AGAINST THE FARMERS OF ZIMBABWE BY THE SUPPORTERS OF

    OUR PRESIDENT ROBERT MUGABE TO CLAIM ALL THE WHITE OWNED FARMERS IN OUR COUNTRY,

    HE ORDERED ALL WHITE FARMERS TO SURRENDER THEIR FARMS TO HIS PARTY MEMBERS AND

    THEIR FOLLOWERS.

     

    MY FATHER WAS ONE OF THE BEST FARMERS IN THE COUNTRY AND KNOWING THAT HE DID NOT

    SUPPORT THE PRESIDENT POLITICAL IDEOLOGY, THE PRESIDENT'S SUPPORTERS INVADED MY

    FATHER'S FARM AND BURNT DOWN EVERYTHING, SHOT HIM AND AS A RESULT OF THE WOUNDS

    SUSTAINED,HE BECAME SICK AND DIED AFTER TWO DAYS. AFTER HIS DEATH, MY MOTHER AND

    I TOGETHER WITH MY YOUNGER BROTHER DECIDED TO MOVE OUT OF ZIMBABWE FOR THE

    SAFETY OF OUR LIVES IN SOUTH AFRICA, WHERE I LATER MOVE TO EUROPE.

     

    BUT BEFORE MY FATHER DIED, HE WROTE A WILL, WHICH READS. MY BELOVED SON, I WISH

    TO DRAW YOUR ATTENTION TO THE SUM OF (US$12.5 MILLION DOLLARS) WHICH I DEPOSITED

    WITH A SECURITY COMPANY IN EUROPE IN CASE I WANT TO INVEST THE MONEY, HE

    DEPOSITED THE MONEY IN A SECURITY COMPANY WITH MY NAME (JOHNSON NDIOVU) AND IT

    CAN BE CLAIM BY ME ALONE WITH THE DEPOSIT CODE, ALL THE DOCUMENT COVERING THIS

    MONEY IS WITH ME. I WANT TO TAKE GOOD CARE OF MY MOTHER AND BROTHER.

     

    FROM THE ABOVE REASONS, YOU WILL UNDERSTAND THAT THE LIVES OF MY FAMILY DEPEND

    ON THIS MONEY. AS SUCH, I WILL BE VERY GRATEFUL IF YOU CAN ASSIST US, I AM NOW

    LIVING IN HOLLAND AS POLITICAL ASYLUM AND THE FINANCIAL LAWS OF NETHERLANDS DO

    NOT ALLOW ASYLUM SEEKERS CERTAIN FINANCIAL RIGHTS TO SUCH HUGE AMOUNT OF MONEY.

     

    IN VIEW OF THIS, I CANNOT INVEST THIS MONEY IN NETHERLANDS HENCE I AM SEEKING

    FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE TO TRANSFER THIS MONEY OUT OF NETHERLANDS FOR INVESTMENT

    PURPOSE. FOR YOUR EFFORTS, I AM PREPARED TO OFFER YOU 20% OF THE TOTAL FUNDS,

    10% FOR ANY EXPENSES THAT MAY BE INCURRED IN THE COURSE OF THIS TRANSACTION,

    WHILE 70% WILL BE KEPT FOR MY FAMILY AND I.

     

    FINALLY, MODALITIES ON HOW THE TRANSFER WILL BE DONE WILL CONVEYED TO YOU ONCE

    WE ESTABLISH TRUST AND CONFIDENCE BETWEEN OURSELVES. LOOKING FORWARD TO YOUR

    URGENT REPLY. FOR MORE INFORMATION, YOU CAN CONTACT ME ON THIS E-MAIL ADDRESS

     

    NOTE. THE KEY WORD TO THIS TRANSACTION IS ABSOLUTE CONFIDENTIALITY AND SECRECY.

    THIS TRANSACTION IS 100% RISK FREE. YOUR URGENT RESPONSE WILL BE HIGHLY

    APPRECIATED.

     

    THANKS AND GOD BLESS,

     

    JOHNSON NDIOVU.

     

    (For the Family).

     

    yea i havent given my email adress the the Netherlands Chambers of Commerce lately, and why should i belive a guy who claims to be in the insane asylum anyways? :roll:

     

    edit: the all caps writing is a clue that it is BS

    what did you get for christmas?

    in Non Tech Board

    Posted

    I got the lady of my dreams to somehow agree to marry me at an as yet undetermined date in the future. Then yesterday, she pulled the heads off my Z for me! Again! This is the second time she's really pitched in to help me working on my Z. Guess the sparkle from the diamond went to her head...

     

    Btw guys, in case you didn't know already, diamonds are a wonderful aphrodesiac...

    wow i gotta fiind me a girl like that! :D

    HELP!!!!!exhaust manifold nuts

    in Exhaust

    Posted

    on christmas eve i got to work on the car and put the intake manifold and smog stuff back on, but when i tried to get the nuts that go on the studs for the exhaust manifold it was impossible. i tried taking off the intake and putting on the washers and nuts on slightly but that didnt work. i can see the studs perfectly (with a mirror) though. any help would be greatly appreciated since this is really holding me up.

    what did you get for christmas?

    in Non Tech Board

    Posted

    i got some pretty cool stuff this year.

    *tekken tag(PS2)

    *tony hawk 4(" ")

    *the lord of the rings: 2 towers(" ")

    *freedom fighters(" ")

    *grant billet horn button

    *MSA BRE ducktail spoiler

    *model of herbie the lovebug ( i loved that as a kid :D )

    *the transporter

    *a bridge too far (old war movie)

    *PS2 internet adaptor

    *little mp3 player

    *speed racer poster thingy

    *pajamas and a jacket :(

     

    no money this year :cry:

    edit: yay my grandpa gave me $100! now i can get a car battery and wipermotor!

     

    what about you guys?

    Interesting paint job for a Z?

    in Body Kits & Paint

    Posted

    oh i agree it's gorgeous... it's just that the z looks like an e-type after six months with a personal trainer! 8)

     

    but yeah' date=' that paint job rocks. almost doesn't make the car look so rotund. (note to self... wear alot of silver after onset of gut. :oops: )[/quote']

     

    those jags dont look rotund. these cars always looked like a fat guy in a tight t-shirt to me :D

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