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Wanted: 3 hard working individuals


David K

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We are interested in hiring three semi-obnoxious, pushy Acct. Executives, for a very boring repetitious job of selling. Our rather dismal office is located in Longmont. You would be forced to work in the office.

 

Our current staff, which is the laziest group of individuals you will ever see, drag themselves to work 5 days a week to decide whether to complain about the weather, the coffee, the thermostat, or the manager. When that's all over, they somehow manage to organize themselves, work their calls, and sell a whole lot of our services and products, which is surprising, because nobody wants to buy anything we sell, because our prices are too high and the economy stinks.

 

Applicants should have skin like an Alligator, and a desire to suffer their way to make at least a thousand a week. Paid training to the right three people.

 

- true ad from "Rocky Mountain News" in Denver on Saturday, January 21 1995

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