David K Posted February 25, 2004 Share Posted February 25, 2004 We are interested in hiring three semi-obnoxious, pushy Acct. Executives, for a very boring repetitious job of selling. Our rather dismal office is located in Longmont. You would be forced to work in the office. Our current staff, which is the laziest group of individuals you will ever see, drag themselves to work 5 days a week to decide whether to complain about the weather, the coffee, the thermostat, or the manager. When that's all over, they somehow manage to organize themselves, work their calls, and sell a whole lot of our services and products, which is surprising, because nobody wants to buy anything we sell, because our prices are too high and the economy stinks. Applicants should have skin like an Alligator, and a desire to suffer their way to make at least a thousand a week. Paid training to the right three people. - true ad from "Rocky Mountain News" in Denver on Saturday, January 21 1995 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dsommer Posted February 25, 2004 Share Posted February 25, 2004 Where do I send the resume? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
z-REX Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 a similar ad may soon be posted for my sh!!!y job. watch the ny papers!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest goldraven Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 heheh...and they wonder why the Denver Post is more successful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
akeizm Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 any spots open for an aussie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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