Joke of the day.....

[80LS1T]

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.

 

The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.

 

He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.

 

She directs him down the correct aisle.

 

A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.

 

Confused, she says, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?"

 

"It's like this," he replied, "yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers 'cause it's sooooooooooo much cheaper.

 

"So, I figure if I have to roll my own so does she."

 

 

Guy

[z-REX]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

 

here's another one...

 

16-yr old virgin boy walks into a drugstore. he paces up and down the aisles for a half-hour before he's approached by the pharmacist.

 

"can i help you, son?"

"well see, sir, it's like this. this girl i know just told me she really... wants to...and, um, i'm going to dinner at her house tonight. so, i,"

"condoms? up front by the ...."

 

so, later on, trojans in hand, he walks into his girlfriend's house. they sit down to dinner and begin to say grace. long after the prayer is finished, he still has his head bowed in his hands and is praying like the pope himself. his girlfriend leans over to him..."i had no idea you were so religious."

 

"well, thanks for telling me your dad's a phamacist!!!!!"

[CruxGNZ]

That was an oldy but a goody.

 

My sister just told me of a joke I told her a few years back that I don't even remember telling her, lets see if I can tell it right...

 

This woman walks into a grocery store. She gets a single pack of bologna, one loaf of bread, one pack of hot dogs, a six'er of her favorite soda and a box of Oreo's. She walks up to the check out counter and places her items on the conveyor belt. The woman scanning her items looks at the lady then looks at the items, again, looks at the lady then looks at the items. The check out lady then asks, "Ma'am, are you single?" The lady replies, "Why yes, how did you know?" The checker replies, "Because you're ugly."

 

!M!

[Brad-ManQ45]

Middle-aged man goes into the drugstore and the pharmacist asks what he can get him after he appeared to be having a hard time finding what he wanted in condoms.

 

The man said that he wanted a condom with insecticide on it.

 

The pharmacist said "I think you mean SPERMICIDE, don't you?"

 

The man replied, with an edge to his voice, "I know exactly what I meant and want - my wife's had a bug up her a$$ for 2 weeks, and I aim to kill it."