capt_furious Posted May 21, 2008 Share Posted May 21, 2008 snerk...women! 'I love your car!' *uses car for what it's meant for* 'OH MY GOD YOU ATE A BABY!' She liked how it looked...didn't give a thought to what it does or why it looks the way it does. Keep shopping unless she's receptive to the apology...and if there's ever another ride, warn her first...but don't apologize for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
auxilary Posted May 21, 2008 Share Posted May 21, 2008 Should have pointed out that screaming and startling you could result in sudden jerk of the steering wheel and killing innocent babies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gogriz91 Posted May 21, 2008 Share Posted May 21, 2008 If you see her again offer to watch a chick flick at home with her then throw in "Deathproof". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbob_racing Posted May 21, 2008 Share Posted May 21, 2008 My current girlfriend is just the opposite. First time over to the house I had to explain about the three rusty parts cars sitting in the driveway/garage and told her that they were to be stripped and cut up for scrap. The first thing she asked me was if she could use my reciprocating saw and help. Sounds like a keeper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezer Posted May 21, 2008 Share Posted May 21, 2008 I still laugh at what my neighbor said to me before he moved away, “…I’d be gay if it wasn’t for the sex.†LOL Hows about - If wasn't for the thing between their legs, there'd be a bounty on them! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jtl260z Posted May 21, 2008 Share Posted May 21, 2008 Although I have never had a chick call me a "baby killer" I've had a quite a few females "flip out" over my driving habits. Most of them have said the ride was fun after they got out (kind of like a roller coaster on crack). I can't find a girl with the guts to ride with me in my 260Z, but none of them shy away from riding in my BMW...go figure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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