badjuju Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 I submit for your enjoyment: I've been practicing with the University of Washington's cheer squad for a couple months now, and after starting to do backflips again for the first time in a couple years, my abs are totally sore and tired. Today after lunch, at work, where I do nothing strenuous (as an intern at a major construction company, my job is mainly reviewing drawings), I sneezed. This pushed my abs past their limit from what dire state they were previously in, and split them. Big badass cheerleader man (it really is a tough sport), just herniated his abs by walking out into the sun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
auxilary Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 but on the bright side, you get to look on tight fit girl butts all day. which has a drawback, because you get desensitized to it. Worse than that has to be a male OB/GYN. Imagine him coming home, the wife wants some action, and he says "honey, if I have to see one more of those today..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badjuju Posted August 2, 2009 Author Share Posted August 2, 2009 lmao It turns out it is not a strangulated hernia, meaning I don't need to worry about my intestines coming through, but i'm hoping not to have to have surgery. Good news is that the school will pay for any cost of this, since it's a sports team injury. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Challenger Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 I thought hernias where on your ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badjuju Posted August 2, 2009 Author Share Posted August 2, 2009 hemorrhoids are in your ass, not hernias. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badjuju Posted August 2, 2009 Author Share Posted August 2, 2009 actually, i suppose one could have a hernia in their ass as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PETEW Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 It's not your ass, it's your TAINT that get's herniated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beau M Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 I will die a happy man if I never figure out what a herniated taint looks or feels like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
josh817 Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 One day she'll forget her spankies. That was in some movie, put novel thoughts into my head when I was 11. To add something useful to this thread, does a hernia like stick out from the muscles? I heard from a friend that as baby he would have them and it would pop out and you could see it. Sounds like it sucks. Luckily it didn't happen to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
josh817 Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 It's not your ass, it's your TAINT that get's herniated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
josh817 Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 It's not your ass, it's your TAINT that get's herniated. Dude how does that even happen...? Hernia of the butt would be uh... EDIT: I'll put the number of letters in stars and let you go find out on urban dictionary **** ****. Don't answer my first question and don't ask what a **** **** is. For our own good. Edit: alright thats annoying, its posting my stuff a billion times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
datsun723 Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 I'm scared for where this thread is going Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeinCA Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 Wow... Josh... was that really necessary? The train already derailed with the hemorrhoid and hernia mix-up, heading straight for the ass area by way of taint... lmfao....and you go ahead and turn what could have simply been a very bumpy derailment, into a full on trainwreck with amazing precision. Very kinda ninja. I am amazed and amused. Judge if you must. But that ""'s funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
josh817 Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 Should I edit that? :/ I don't want to get owned. I will. I use to sign "the book" a lot in 6th grade. It appears I'm a trouble maker on HybridZ. This does not surprise me one bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeinCA Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 Should I edit that? :/ I don't want to get owned. I will. I use to sign "the book" a lot in 6th grade. It appears I'm a trouble maker on HybridZ. This does not surprise me one bit. ^^This may be sig worthy because I'm giggling like a 16 year old girl recieving MJ joke texts while driving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randy 77zt Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 i had a hernia strangle my intestines when i was 20.i didnt know what it was(it hurt like hell) and stayed in bed for 2 days.went to the doctor-when he discovered it he called for an ambulance.when i woke up from surgery i had to cuts stitched up=1 for hernia and 1 for appendex.when i was 30 got another hernia-its not good to do clutch jobs on 10 spd road ranger truck trans when you weigh 135lbs.when i was 40 i went in for DOUBLE hernia repair.the doctor stitched something up too tight and killed 1 of my testicles.just some of the many reasons to keep auto repair as a hobby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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