I'll use the inner /b/ instinct then
* Drinking
* Drugs
* Sex
* Paying $200 for a book that costs $15 to make, only to not read it and get 5 dollars back for it at the end of the semester
* Masturbation
* Ramen
* Learning things that you already knew, or didn't need to know
* Wear khaki cargo shorts, corona t-shirts, and flip-flops
* Discovering that the majority of your professors can't teach for **** or even communicate effectively with other people
* Video games
* Sleeping
* Date Rape
* Studying That test is in three days, I'll be fine.
* Moar sex and drugs
* Skipping your morning class to finish writing a paper that's due for your afternoon class
* Moar drinking
* Paying an assload for room and board, only to get a room the size of a closet
* Moar Ramen
* Paying another assload for a meal plan, only to realize that the on-campus food sucks ass, ****, and balls
* Realizing the corporate world doesn't need you.
* Moar procrastination
* Studying Dude, that test is still two days away, I'll be all right.
* Moar drinking
* WHAT THE ****?! I have a test in six hours? Oh Christ, I haven't studied and I'm so hungover!
(no really dont take it seriously)