Scottie-GNZ Posted June 18, 2003 Share Posted June 18, 2003 A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in ananimated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first,but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say thefollowing:"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I comeonce-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time." "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country....we don't speak aloud in pubic places about our sex lives........ "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm ajusta tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JKDGabe Posted June 18, 2003 Share Posted June 18, 2003 heh heh... you know what you call an italian with a broken arm? Speech impaired! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stony Posted June 18, 2003 Share Posted June 18, 2003 thats funny... hey scottie what's your latest best time? dont think your site has been updated.... i bought a HKS twin plate clutch and a 4.88 nismo LSD to assist my 60 foot times ;> should be at the track to test out the setup july 5th shootin for a 10.7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottie-GNZ Posted June 18, 2003 Author Share Posted June 18, 2003 Have not had the time to do anything with my website, including the new version I am working on. It is way behind on information. Bests: Best timeslip: 10.36 @ 131.75 with a 1.49 60' Best 60': 1.45 (couple of times) Best MPH: 132.31 Do not get discouraged in your attempts to break into the 10s. It will come but it is not easy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted June 18, 2003 Share Posted June 18, 2003 If the weather holds out are you heading to the track tonight? Oh and BTW my friend that joke is awful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottie-GNZ Posted June 18, 2003 Author Share Posted June 18, 2003 I only got back form NYC late yesterday evening and did not even go into the garage. I will be lucky to get it running this week and shoot for next Wednesday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stony Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 video? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottie-GNZ Posted June 19, 2003 Author Share Posted June 19, 2003 From the last SEZs event at Reynolds. This URL allows you to play it online: http://www.misred.com/video/Scottie_10.36.ram If you want to download it, use this: http://www.misred.com/video/Scottie_10.36.rm BTW, you will need Real Player. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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