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last night my friend, his wife and I went to get dinner. We're in a very crowded parking lot, and there are two girls walking in front of my car. ie. blocking me and preventing me from going forward faster.

 

I say to my friend "you know, if they didn't have such nice asses, I'd be more of an ass!"

 

One of the chicks stops dead in her tracks, turns around and stares me down with the cold "did you just say that? I will cut your balls off so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world!" because my window, is apparently, rolled down

 

I look in the back seat, and my friend's wife is just losing it because she thought it was that funny. Apparently I'm louder than I think I am.

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Yea... :roll: What kills me is the ones who are hot, know they are hot, and think the world revolves around them... :lol:

 

I dated a LOT of women in the 33 years prior to meeting, then marrying my wife. I dated a few amature swimsuit and model wannabees. Without fail, they were the highest maintenance, biggest pains in the ass I've ever dealt with when it comes to humans on planet earth... After "Model/ swimsuit babe" #4 became ultra-high maintenance, I decided to get back to my roots, and started searching out the country gal that would best compliment ME. :D Finding someone who is naturally pretty, yet very grounded and humble these days can be more rare than a low serial number, unmolested 1970 Zcar! :lol:

 

Damn I love my wife. :lol:

 

Mike 8)

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Im in the search for a decent girl currently. im only 22 and im already losing hope. I was able to find Zcar number 00098 though in some shrubbery here in CT i contacted a Z car restorer and he came and bought the car. He got it for 1000 and it was almost all original just needed carb work and the body was mint.

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