cygnusx1 Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 ...and the process makes the Megasquirt Manual look like Dr. Seuss. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Two80z4me Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 I can only imagine it looks something like that of the Engineering position manual for the Boeing plant my Uncle is head of. my brain literally shut down trying to process it lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony D Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 Try an application for a hands-on GS Position. They want a detailed list of EVERY tool you have ever used or are competent to use. Think about that for a while. EVERY one... And when you do it, you suddenly become 'overqualified'... What do you expect, it's the gubbmint. Those who fill out the paperwork to the satisfaction of the reviewers will get the job. There are people who specialize in filling out the applications. If you really want the job, consult with one they have the federal application process down and will really aid your application process getting noticed in a favorable way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cygnusx1 Posted June 8, 2010 Author Share Posted June 8, 2010 It's like a scavenger hunt..but the file size is too large so please reduce to impossibly small file size, but that format is not accepted, so print out this form, and fill it out, and scan it, then attach it, but not as a cover, and make sure you include your eligibility, and why you never served in the armed forces, otherwise just fax your resume, but erase your resume first and write it this way, do not include your skills, because we don't care....and on and on and on......I have a midnight deadline to get this thing done.  Back to work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony D Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 Why didn't you ever serve in the military? That's 5 points on the application, you know! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cygnusx1 Posted June 9, 2010 Author Share Posted June 9, 2010 (edited)  I have three left toes on my right foot....that's why they never drafted me when I was in my prime, now I'm just too wide.  I get five points back for spelling toes correctly. Edited June 9, 2010 by cygnusx1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony D Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 (edited) meh, toes schmoes. When my kid was born I walked over to the incubator and proudly, loudly stated "six on the right and webbed, just like dad!" And turned away with a "proud father" look on my face while the midwife nurse ran back and did a digit count and then gave me a VERY dirty look. My wife just rolled her eyes and said "you're bad!" People get so hung up on polydactyly, like it's a bad thing... Edited June 9, 2010 by Tony D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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