David K Posted March 13, 2003 Share Posted March 13, 2003 Early this morning while doing dishes i learned that plastic cups DO NOT go in the same cupboard as the glasses. Why is it such a big deal? I used to put the plastic cups on the bottom shlef and the glasses on the one above them, in the same cupboard. sigh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike kZ Posted March 13, 2003 Share Posted March 13, 2003 What are you talking about?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted March 13, 2003 Share Posted March 13, 2003 I believe the wife must have established some new guidelines for him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim240z Posted March 13, 2003 Share Posted March 13, 2003 I wish I could delete posts in this section! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wagz Posted March 13, 2003 Share Posted March 13, 2003 Yup. And just when you think you have all of her rules figured out, she'll go and change them on you. Get used to it. Don't question it, and learn to say "Yes, dear..." Eventually, it all gets easier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueovalz Posted March 13, 2003 Share Posted March 13, 2003 Welcome......to the Twilight Zone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VRJoe Posted March 14, 2003 Share Posted March 14, 2003 Scheeez, I always thought the plastic cups went on the top shelf, they bounce better that way. Now the dishwasher is a different story - Joe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CruxGNZ Posted March 14, 2003 Share Posted March 14, 2003 Yup. And just when you think you have all of her rules figured out, she'll go and change them on you. Get used to it. Don't question it, and learn to say "Yes, dear..." Eventually, it all gets easier. Sound of whip cracking twice !M! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David K Posted March 14, 2003 Author Share Posted March 14, 2003 I wish I could delete posts in this section! Why is that Tim? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bang847 Posted March 14, 2003 Share Posted March 14, 2003 I wish I could delete posts in this section! Why is that Tim? because it is retarded... also Superdan pays for all your wasted bandwidth.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David K Posted March 14, 2003 Author Share Posted March 14, 2003 I wish I could delete posts in this section! Why is that Tim? because it is retarded... also Superdan pays for all your wasted bandwidth.. Dude, like anything in this forum is non-bs. Read the forum heading. Ive seen plenty of pointless posts from you, so........so there i guess. I was simply posting for the interest of men involved with a woman at home. Obviously some of them enjoyed it. Women.....you should give it a shot sometime 8) Here is a post of yours. Its holds a lot of merit in your above statement. http://hybridz.org/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?p=132432&highlight=#132432 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ON3GO Posted March 14, 2003 Share Posted March 14, 2003 so what if its retarded... thats why we have a non-tech section.... its a place where we can all just "talk"... im lucky im only 19, just out of a 8month "thing" with my ex-girl friend and THANK GOD!!!!! i felt like i was married... she even told me wha to wear, and told me i cant paint my car blue and black, and that it has to have A/C and a good sound system... F HER!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Want aZ Posted March 14, 2003 Share Posted March 14, 2003 Here is something that my friend at work sent me: You all have heard, 'You have a lot to learn?' Well get started!!!! We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us bitching about you leaving it down. 1. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again! 1. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it. 1. Saturday = working on my car. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work!, Strong hints do not work!, Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. We don't remember dates!! Mark birthdays and anniversaries on a calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand. 1. Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress? 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. 1. Check your oil! Please. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days. 1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys. 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. 1. Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic. 1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. 1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we. 1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. 1. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you. 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, or hybrid Z's. 1. You have enough clothes. 1. You have too many shoes. 1. It is neither in your best interest or ours to take the quiz together. No, it doesn't matter which quiz. 1. BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you. 1. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know we really don't mind that, it's like camping. 1. I'm in shape. ROUND is a shape yes I know this is long but some are actually quite appropriate and meaningful....LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike kZ Posted March 14, 2003 Share Posted March 14, 2003 I love it!, I sent this to my wife! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest livewire23 Posted March 14, 2003 Share Posted March 14, 2003 I love it!, I sent this to my wife! someone's going "camping" tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David K Posted March 14, 2003 Author Share Posted March 14, 2003 I love it!, I sent this to my wife! Haha, have you been home yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 280Tom'z Posted March 15, 2003 Share Posted March 15, 2003 i really like that i'll make sure to show the ol lady that. but actually me and her get along quite well half the reason is cause she always wants to work on the car and likes helpin me out. not to mention everything else. and tommorow will be a year and a half for us so im kinda happy bout it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niceguy678us Posted March 16, 2003 Share Posted March 16, 2003 Damn Dave, the first thing you need to do is remove your testicles from her "handbag". I have never and will never have a woman tell me what I can and can't do. And to be honest with you, I find that most of them like being with a man who is asertive and strong. You let it get to where it is now, not saying it isn't good to "compromise" , but that word requires (by definition) a two fold settlement from both parties involved. You let her get used to DICTATING your life and how you will BE ALLOWED to live it, that is sad IMO. Souonds like you need to fly off the handle a few times and reassert your natural dominance. URGH URGH URGH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David K Posted March 17, 2003 Author Share Posted March 17, 2003 Its a lot easier just letting her vent then to waste your time debating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike kZ Posted March 17, 2003 Share Posted March 17, 2003 I love it!' date=' I sent this to my wife! [/quote'] Haha, have you been home yet? Oh sure!, She laught at it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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