CruxGNZ Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 WHY MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE -Your last name stays put. -The garage is all yours. -Wedding plans take care of themselves. -Chocolate is just another snack. -You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. -You can wear NO T-shirt to a water park. -Car mechanics tell you the truth. -The world is your urinal. -You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too "icky". -You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. -Same work, more pay. -Wrinkles add character. -Wedding dress -- $5000; tux rental -- $100. -People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. -The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. -New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. -One mood, ALL the time. -Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. -A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. -You can open all your own jars. -If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. -Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. -You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. -You only have to shave your face and neck. -You can play with toys all your life. -Your belly usually hides your big hips. -You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. -You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife. -You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. -You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes. !M! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fl327 Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 "Gift of gab and a gang of stab" Richie Richw/2pac "Id rather be a *****" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
auxilary Posted January 22, 2004 Share Posted January 22, 2004 however, unless you're very talented, you can't blow yourself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
akeizm Posted January 22, 2004 Share Posted January 22, 2004 Its funny cause its true! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CruxGNZ Posted January 22, 2004 Author Share Posted January 22, 2004 I'll take not being able to blow myself over my crotch bleeding every month for half of my life . !M! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest smoov280zx Posted January 22, 2004 Share Posted January 22, 2004 rofl nice one mat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fl327 Posted January 22, 2004 Share Posted January 22, 2004 I heard that guy (I use the term loosely) marilyn manson had a rib or two removed so he could give himself helment! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ON3GO Posted January 22, 2004 Share Posted January 22, 2004 I heard that guy (I use the term loosely) marilyn manson had a rib or two removed so he could give himself helment! that was the singer from the smashing pumpkins. my friend always says how cool that would be and i always say this. "dont gay guys suck wang" he goes "yeah" me "enough said" but i dont go along with one of those.. which is.. You only have to shave your face and neck. mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
datsunlover Posted January 22, 2004 Share Posted January 22, 2004 Yes.. the bleeding thing... a good friend told me this.. "Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days, and DOESN'T DIE!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
z-REX Posted January 22, 2004 Share Posted January 22, 2004 regardless, if i had a vagina i'd never leave the house. 8) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
akeizm Posted January 22, 2004 Share Posted January 22, 2004 didnt mr.garison from southpark say that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike kZ Posted January 22, 2004 Share Posted January 22, 2004 You can pee, standing up...anywhere! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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