CruxGNZ Posted November 13, 2004 Share Posted November 13, 2004 My aunt e-mailed this to me and I had tears in my eyes I was laughing so hard. In the numbered list, at least 20 of the 30 are true! Subject: JEFF FOXWORTHY ON WISCONSIN: If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 38 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by, you might live in Wisconsin. If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each year because Park Falls is the coldest spot in the nation, you might live in Wisconsin. If you have ever refused to buy something because it's "too spendy", you might live in Wisconsin. If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, you might live in Wisconsin. If you instinctively walk like a penguin for five months out of the year, you might live in Wisconsin. If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work there, you might live in Wisconsin. If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, you might live in Wisconsin. If you may not have actually eaten it, but ! you have heard of Head Cheese, you might live in Wisconsin. If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you might live in Wisconsin. If you have either a pet or a child named "Brett", you might live in Wisconsin. If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, you might live in Wisconsin. If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you might live in Wisconsin. If you know how to say Oconomowoc, Waukesha, Menomonie & Manitowoc, you might live in Wisconsin. If you think that ketchup is a little too spicy, you might live in Wisconsin. If every time you see moonlight on a lake, you think of a dancing bear, and you sing gently, "From the land of sky-blue waters,....you might live in Wisconsin. YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TRUE WISCONSINITE WHEN: 1. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway. 2. "Vacation" means going up north past Hwy 8 for the weekend. 3. You measure distance in hours. 4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once. 5. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again. 6. Your whole family wears Packer Green to church on Sunday. 7. You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching. 8. You see people wearing camouflage at social events (including weddings and funerals ). 9. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked. 10. You think of the major food groups as beer, fish, and venison. 11. You carry jumper cables in your car and your wife or girlfriend knows how to use them. 12. There are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at Mill's Fleet Farm at any given time. 13. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit. 14. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow. 15. You refer to the Packers as "we." 16. You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction. 17. You can identify a southern or eastern accent. 18. You have no problem pronouncing Lac Du Flambeau. 19. You consider Minneapolis exotic. 20. You know how to polka. 21. Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to your blue spruce. 22. You were unaware that there is a legal drinking age. 23. Down South to you means Illinois. 24. A brat is something you eat. 25. Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new pole shed. 26. You go out to fish fry every Friday 27. Your 4th of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost. 28. You have more miles on your snow blower than your car. 29. You find minus twenty degrees "a little chilly." 30. You actually understand these jokes, and you forward them to all your Wisconsin friends! !M! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim240z Posted November 13, 2004 Share Posted November 13, 2004 16. You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction ha ha ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zemus Posted November 13, 2004 Share Posted November 13, 2004 Im from Minnesota and almost all of that is true for MN also, except alot of the hardcore country stuff, well depending on the area. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
80LS1T Posted November 13, 2004 Share Posted November 13, 2004 2. "Vacation" means going up north past Hwy 8 for the weekend. Yeah this is extremly true..... I work in Appleton and live near Shawano, which is about 45 minutes north of Appleton. Guys at work will say "ya Im going up north this weekend" and I ask where and they'll say "Shawano Lake" 45 minutes north is not "up north"!!! Guy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forrest Posted November 14, 2004 Share Posted November 14, 2004 Brett? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
datsunlover Posted November 14, 2004 Share Posted November 14, 2004 Funny thing... Almost all of that could be said about living in northern Canada too.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CruxGNZ Posted November 14, 2004 Author Share Posted November 14, 2004 Brett? You know, that Brett Farvra guy on 'da Packers (football) !M! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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