silicone boy Posted November 25, 2006 Share Posted November 25, 2006 My implant rep gives me a call just as the stock market closes last Friday. She tells me that the FDA has lifted the ban on silicone implants. I jump up and down like a little kid. Now, I can make soft, natural feeling breasts and you can't even tell there's an implant there. It's like world peace breaks out all the sudden. It's gonna be great. I have a very large augmentation practice (meaning I do lots of them, not that I make big ones, although I do that on occasion too). I'm sure I will be doing more now. That means I can buy more car parts. Yahooooooo! During grace for Thanksgiving dinner, I said "and bless the people at the FDA for allowing me to help mankind wipe out hypomastia!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sumo Posted November 25, 2006 Share Posted November 25, 2006 I have a very large augmentation practice (meaning I do lots of them, not that I make big ones, although I do that on occasion too)." It's a good thing i read your post thoroughly, for a moment there i thought you were getting em done. j/k:wink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoov100 Posted November 25, 2006 Share Posted November 25, 2006 for a minute there i thought you where getting some..... (bastard^^^) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silicone boy Posted November 25, 2006 Author Share Posted November 25, 2006 It's a good thing i read your post thoroughly, for a moment there i thought you were getting em done. j/k:wink: Hehe. It's really sad that the only pair of bare breasts they have ever shown in Maxim magazine belonged to that dude who had them put in on a dare. To make matter worse, he had a really hairy chest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike Posted November 25, 2006 Share Posted November 25, 2006 Yeah, yeah okay SB... we know you're emotional about this. But do you have to get all "touchy-feely" about it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONGO510 Posted November 25, 2006 Share Posted November 25, 2006 Got any pics of your work? LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pete280z Posted November 25, 2006 Share Posted November 25, 2006 Great news all around. Better boobies and the Aggies beat the sips. What next, free gas? hypomastia - had to look that one up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike Posted November 25, 2006 Share Posted November 25, 2006 Yeah... "hypomastia"... those docs and their French:biggrin: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grumpyvette Posted November 25, 2006 Share Posted November 25, 2006 just for grins, whats the approximate cost range on boob jobs now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike Posted November 25, 2006 Share Posted November 25, 2006 Do you want a set of boobs, Grumpy? Just be careful not to over-do it. Remember your feet problems:mrgreen: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grumpyvette Posted November 25, 2006 Share Posted November 25, 2006 I WAS thinking of UPGRADING the old ladys equipment, altho I doubt she will go for it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
80LS1T Posted November 25, 2006 Share Posted November 25, 2006 I WAS thinking of UPGRADING the old ladys equipment, altho I doubt she will go for it! :lmao: That's too funny! Does she know you want to upgrader her from a SBC(small boobed chest) to a BBC(BIG boobed chest)? LOL! By the way SB...... Guy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silicone boy Posted November 25, 2006 Author Share Posted November 25, 2006 just for grins, whats the approximate cost range on boob jobs now Well it's about the cost of an LS7 shortblock, or about $6500, but the silicone implants cost more, so add about a thousand to that. Only about $3500 of that goes to me (the rest is overhead, anesthesia, etc), but it takes about 30-45 minutes, and it's a lot easier on your body than rebuilding a transmission. Some of that profit goes directly into the purchase of car parts, so it recycles into the economy. See? Everyone benefits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silicone boy Posted November 25, 2006 Author Share Posted November 25, 2006 :lmao: That's too funny! Does she know you want to upgrader her from a SBC(small boobed chest) to a BBC(BIG boobed chest)? LOL! By the way SB...... Guy Remember what happened the last time you asked when I posted pictures of some man boobs. You don't want to have to suffer through that again, do you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike Posted November 25, 2006 Share Posted November 25, 2006 SBC-BBC... LOL... HAH... Now THAT'S FUNNY!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sumo Posted November 25, 2006 Share Posted November 25, 2006 Well it's about the cost of an LS7 shortblock, or about $6500, but the silicone implants cost more, so add about a thousand to that. Only about $3500 of that goes to me (the rest is overhead, anesthesia, etc), but it takes about 30-45 minutes, and it's a lot easier on your body than rebuilding a transmission. Some of that profit goes directly into the purchase of car parts, so it recycles into the economy. See? Everyone benefits. Does this come with some kinda warranty? Like a 3 year 36K groping hand mile warranty and non transferrable if she leaves me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silicone boy Posted November 25, 2006 Author Share Posted November 25, 2006 I WAS thinking of UPGRADING the old ladys equipment, altho I doubt she will go for it! Just remember Grump, when considering upgrading, implants are just like American cars-there's no replacement for displacement, only in cubic centimeters rather than cubic inches. Ya got your 300 (large B or small C), kinda like a 302 or 305 5.0 liter. Gets the job done but why bother. Some people like a 325cc for aesthetic reasons (like some people like a 327). Then you have your basic 350cc--that's like a full C, a good all around performer, not too big or too small. A 400, that's a small big block or a small D. You can pump that up to 425 (427 or 428 CI) , or even 450cc (or 454 CI) to impress your friends. Now, if you go over 500CI or CC's, that's just too big to be practical, although some may not care. --silicone boy....plastic surgeon to the cars Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike Posted November 25, 2006 Share Posted November 25, 2006 SB... NO!!!!!!!!!! PLEEEEEEZZ DON'T post another man-booby shot!!!! Post some of the work you're PROUD of:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoov100 Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 thats a hell of a way to put things into perspective SB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bschiltz Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 Just remember Grump, when considering upgrading, implants are just like American cars-there's no replacement for displacement, only in cubic centimeters rather than cubic inches. Ya got your 300 (large B or small C), kinda like a 302 or 305 5.0 liter. Gets the job done but why bother. Some people like a 325cc for aesthetic reasons (like some people like a 327). Then you have your basic 350cc--that's like a full C, a good all around performer, not too big or too small. A 400, that's a small big block or a small D. You can pump that up to 425 (427 or 428 CI) , or even 450cc (or 454 CI) to impress your friends. Now, if you go over 500CI or CC's, that's just too big to be practical, although some may not care. --silicone boy....plastic surgeon to the cars Oh... Dude, my side hurts. That is too funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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