ShaggyZ Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 http://austin.craigslist.org/cto/1010469634.html I HAVE $1500 DOWN...NEED CAR/TRUCK/SUV (SAN ANTONIO) Reply to: sale-1010469634@craigslist.org [?] Date: 2009-01-27, 7:12PM CST LOOKING TO BUY, TAKE OVER PAYMENTS ON LATE MODEL SMALL SUV OR PICK-UP. CREDIT IS PRETTY SHOT AND LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO FINANCE ME, OR LET ME TAKE OVER PAYMENTS ON OWNER TO OWNER TYPE SITUATION (NO CLUNKERS OR HIGH MILAGE) I HAVE PROOF OF INCOME DOWN PAYMENT REFERENCES CAN PAY AROUND $500 MONTH (DEPENDING ON CAR) JUST NEED A BRAKE..... SERIOUS ONLY PLEASE DON'T WASTE OUR TIME 210.413-2161 INDIVIDUAL NOT A SCAM OR COMPANY There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference. After shopping around a while, he decided that the Datson 240-Z was the car to get. So the snail goes to the nearest Datsun dealer and says he wants to buy the 240-Z, but he wants it repainted "240-S". The dealer asks, "Why 'S'?" The snail replies, "'S' stands for snail. I want everybody who sees me roaring past to know who's driving." Well, the dealer doesn't want to lose the unique opportunity to sell a car to a snail, so he agrees to have the car repainted for a small fee. The snail gets his new car and spent the rest of his days roaring happily down the highway at top speed. And whenever anyone would see him zooming by, they'd say "Wow! Look at that S-car go!" Location: SAN ANTONIO it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests PostingID: 1010469634 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B00STDZ Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 Seemed pretty dumb to me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperPickle Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 I think my soul just threw up a little. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeatrpi Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 That's great!! I laughed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zero Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 reminds me of the movie Trading Places Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
auxilary Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 I think it was funnier when Eddie Murphy said it with Dan Akroyd watching... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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