Globerunner513 Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 http://forums.nasioc.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1697000 You cant make this stuff up. So I had an interesting afternoon today. While I was in the basement today working on completing my latest WRX project two dumb asses broke into my house. I didn't know that I was being robbed at first - I heard a knock and something loud and walked up the basement stairs to see what was going on. At that point I then heard someone on the main level unhooking my living room TV vigorously and could see a pair of jeans I didn't recognize through the crack in the door. "Those aren't my house keepers" I thought. I started dialing 911 while walking down the stairs to the basement and ran out the back door. I snuck around to my front door and saw the "get-away" vehicle: a Ford Windstar minivan. I gave the 911 dispatcher the license plate and then stated out loud "there's exhaust coming out of the car - this thing is still on". I ran up and looked at the van. There was nobody inside. The drivers door was unlocked. To the 911 dispatcher: "Hey - the drivers door is unlocked. I'm not letting these effers get away with this." I stole their car. I drove it a few blocks away up the steepest hill in my neighborhood while talking to the dispatcher. A neighbor saw the commotion - apparently these guys had stacked all my TV's, my wife's jewelry, my DVD players, Wii, and XBOX360 at the front of my house, walked out, and saw they had no car and started booking. One of the "suspects" was picked up shortly there after. The other one the police say they "know who he is" and they're pursuing him. Thank you for breaking into my house and leaving your car running with the keys in you stupid degenerate retarts. May you spend the rest of your days in a federal pound me in the ass prison. In retrospect stealing the car was pretty damn stupid if they would have caught me. However since I got away with it the cops thought I was the biggest G on the planet. I got more than a few high-fives from the police that responded and a lot of "you just made my week/month/year". I'm glad I was the only one home. Take that assbags. The good guys won this time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike kZ Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 Love it!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naviathan Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 That has got to be the best story I've ever heard. Props to that guy and I hope the theives get what they deserve as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AK-Z Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 That was great, but I would be a slight (not even) bit concern, if they turned around and try to press GTA charges against him. (these type of things do happen ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_hunt Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 Well, I don't think they would be that lucky again, some people don't steal the getaway vehicle and some even keep weapons. Nice story and a nice peacefull ending that is fitting IMO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavyZ Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 I'm just surprised he didn't lock the doors of the van with the key inside and then go & confront the goons....with a bat of course. To say that I would be mad in a similar situation would be an understatement. Glad those chumps are going to jail, though! Davy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShaggyZ Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 With the way things are today, I'm surprised that kid didn't get arrested for grand theft auto and interfering with "the law." That would have been all ridonculoid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roger280zx Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 That story is almost as good as your signature... "how could tell the difference?". Thanks for the laugh X 2. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 iv heard a similar one where a man stole some thieves f150 while they were stealing something from a place across his work and then parked it illegaly infront of a firehydrent. supposedly it was a disgruntled ex-employee. props to this guy, made my day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
islanddozer Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 watching cnn.com today and guess what. Here is the guy's story. javascript:CNNPlaylistManager.getInstance().BVPMVideoSelected('/video/crime/2009/02/18/dnt.victim.steals.van.komo.json','top_stories'); Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMortensen Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/crime/2009/02/18/dnt.victim.steals.van.komo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AK-Z Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 no longer available Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMortensen Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Here's komonews.com if you want to try and find it there. I looked for a minute and didn't see anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustyfriend Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 Man, that is epic. He was probably thinkin to himself, "Man, I'm such a badass!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LowCarbZ Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 I caught wind of this story on the News up here tonight. They mentioned the "hero" may now be up on charges for stealing the van. Whether there's any truth to that or it's just the media doing its typical sensationalizing I have no way of knowing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(goldfish) Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 At least in MN is the keys are in the car, you can't be charged for GTA. at least that was my understanding :shrug: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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