eec564 Posted March 9, 2009 Share Posted March 9, 2009 Suzie was in chemistry But Suzie is no more For what she thought was H2O Was H2SO4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwi303 Posted March 9, 2009 Share Posted March 9, 2009 Q: What did the mathematician find when (s)he went camping?A: Natural Logs. not log tables? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
auxilary Posted March 9, 2009 Share Posted March 9, 2009 ^^^That was surprisingly bad!!! Watt's so bad about it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon 74 260Z Posted March 9, 2009 Share Posted March 9, 2009 Why do software engineers say "trick or treat" on Christmas? Because Oct31 equals Dec25. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GabeRoc Posted March 9, 2009 Share Posted March 9, 2009 There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those that understand binary and those that don't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S130Z Posted March 9, 2009 Share Posted March 9, 2009 Actually there are 11..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garvice Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 Watt's so bad about it? Come on, do you really have to ask? It was tacking the nerdy jokes a bit far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Careless Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 Come on, do you really have to ask?It was tacking the nerdy jokes a bit far. he asked "watts" so bad about it. lol. that made it even more funny to me, and you didn't catch it! hehehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
auxilary Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 gavice, I'll be sure to relay this conduct to other geeks, and make sure there's no impedance in the way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Globerunner513 Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garvice Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 he asked "watts" so bad about it. lol. HA! I missed that one. gavice, I'll be sure to relay this conduct to other geeks, and make sure there's no impedance in the way Got those ones though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eec564 Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 What's the ratio of a jack-o'-lantern's diameter to its circumference? Pumpkin Pi. Also - I once knew an optimist who drowned in a half full glass of water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katman Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 Ok, a priest, an opthamologist, and an engineer are playing golf and they come up on a foursome that's just playing slow as molasses. Not only are the slow, but they seem oblivious to the threesome behind them. The priest, opthomologist, and engineer try their best to look impatient in hopes of catching the foursome's attention so they'll be invited to play thru, but no joy from the slow players. Finally, the opthamologist has had enough and flags down a Greenskeeper in a cart and say's to him- hey, what's the deal with that foursome in front of us? They are slow as hell and won't let us play thru. The Greenskeeper replies: "oh, that's a group of blind golfers. They have these cool golf balls that make a noise so they know where it is, and some sort of GPS thingies they carry to help them line up. I'll drive up there and tell them you want to play thru. The priest says: "Oh, I'm so sorry we were so impatient. I had no idea. I'll have my congregation pray for them this Sunday". The opthamologist says: "Yeah, I feel terrible. Get their phone numbers and I'll invite them to my clinic to see if there's something we can do about their sight". The engineer says: "Why don't they just play at night?" Snort.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
78280z Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 Anyone who is a current engineering student will understand this one: Spring break. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eec564 Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 Today's chemistry lesson. A Ferric Wheel Ortho-Docs Para-Docs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X64v Posted April 2, 2009 Author Share Posted April 2, 2009 Roses are red Violets are blue Always flow H Always store U Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Challenger Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 So how did he get the graph before the drop if that was the point at which he starting graphing things? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eec564 Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 He wasn't graphing everything at that time. Only collecting data. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eec564 Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 An architect, an artist, and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress. The architect said "I enjoy time with my wife. I'm building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship." The artist said "I enjoy time with my mistress. The passion and mystery I fine there is beautiful." The engineer said, "I like having both. They each assume you are spending time with the other, and you can go to the office and get some work done." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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