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So I tried to take my finger off with my car door with little success, I'll try harder next time.

 

I was in a bit of a hurry, avoiding mud at the edge of the driveway while getting out. In the hurry of the moment I apparently didn't quite get my hand out in time... Right after I realized what happened and before I looked at my finger I thought I might have cut the tip right off. Luckily it seems the nail did its job.

 

I ran to the garage where I knew I had tape. After grabbing the tape I went to the kitchen and started running my finger under cold water. The tape sucked at grabbing my skin so I ran to my bathroom in hopes I'd have some bandages. I happily found some and rinsed my finger again before putting it on. I was able to get it tight enough to stop the bleeding so off I went to my girlfriend's house in what I would call "traumatic pain". My girlfriend, being a saint, went and got me some gauze, medical tape, peroxide, a finger splint, and some alcohol. (you know, for that umm... internal cleansing).

 

The pain finally died down about 6 hours later, 6 Tylenol, and a few glasses of happy juice.

 

Those pictures at the beginning are from a few minutes ago when I cleaned it for today, now about 48 hours after the incident. You can see the angle of penetration and if you visualize a line between the two points on the opposite side you can see the cut went a good 1/3 of my finger width deep, almost to the bone. I never got a chance to see how deep it was initially, so I can only speculate how deep it was. All I know is that it hurt like hell!

 

Moral of the story? Don't slam your fingers in the door kids!

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It's weird how the littlest things cause so much effing inconvenience (and pain, I guess). Just the other day, I was lighting a wooden strike-anywhere match, and the sulfer ball decided to slip up under my fingernail and wouldn't leave until it had burned a round chunk of that fingernail off.

 

I imagine both affect your hybridz-typing-skills equally.

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