Scottie-GNZ Posted April 12, 2003 Share Posted April 12, 2003 Surgeons Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered," The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians. Everything inside them is color-coded," The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order." The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers. They always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end and when the job takes longer than you said it would." But the fifth surgeon, Dr. Morris Fishbein, shuts them all up when he observes: "The French are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls and no spine. Plus the head and ass are interchangeable." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Posted April 12, 2003 Share Posted April 12, 2003 That IS funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jt1 Posted April 12, 2003 Share Posted April 12, 2003 That's a good one Scottie!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad-ManQ45 Posted April 12, 2003 Share Posted April 12, 2003 Thanks Scottie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbo240ez Posted April 12, 2003 Share Posted April 12, 2003 Hahaha, love it! It's going to be a long time 'til the French live this down, if ever. Here's something courtesy of cc.com http://corner-carvers.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=8678 Jon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted April 13, 2003 Share Posted April 13, 2003 The French decision to not go along on this one will come back to haunt them. And now they found documentation that shows the Russians spied on Blair for Saddam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Pop N Wood Posted April 13, 2003 Share Posted April 13, 2003 Did you guys know that the majority owner of Nissan is Reanault.... A French company? Guess we need to boycott Nissan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
denny411 Posted April 13, 2003 Share Posted April 13, 2003 I haven`t bought ANY genuine NISSAN parts for my Z, unless you count parts cars. I pretty sure everything I`m going to need from this point on will be 100%US made Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavyZ Posted April 13, 2003 Share Posted April 13, 2003 Heh heh, good one Scottie Davy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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